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1.) Your name: Jazmin

An extremely hott girl that likes to locomote (move) around as much as possible to seduce another guy;

A Jazmín might also be involved in activities that keep her slim and looking sexy such as running, cheerleading, crunches, etc...

Guy 1: "Wow look at the way she moves! That's definitely a Jazmín!"

((LOL, What my name means...))

2.) Your age: 15

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.

((Ahah, how crappy...))


3.) What should you be doing: Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

"The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there weren't seven women surrounding him."

((Hah, I'm not perverted....O___O;; ))


4.) Favorite color: Teal

Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.

"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."

5.) Birthplace: Las Vegas

American excess at its most excessive.

Everything that's bad about the United States all rolled into one location.

A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere.
Las Vegas should be seen at least once, if only to prove that it really does exist, and isn't the demented fantasy of a Hollywood set designer.

((Baggers...))



6.) Month of your birth: June

The month in which the most awesome girls ever are born. June babies are sweet, caring, sexy, lovable and all around cuddly.
Cause June is just awesome that way...

((Ohhh YEAA!))

7.) Last person you talked to: Preston

A sexy bad ass mother fucker with a fro and he skates, and he doesn't take shit from nobody.

"Dude, Preston is so cool it makes my eyeballs fall through my brain and seep out of my ass crack."

((Lol....is it true?))


8.) One of your nicknames: Worm

A waste of body cells. A waste of life. A being unworthy to breathe the same air as you.

"Jack Thompson, the video game hating lawyer, is a worm."

((You are not worthy.))

I tag: Bloosketch

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lol...I love this XD

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:iconzombiemonkeyhunter:
thank you for the favourite :)
:iconoh-deviant-one:
You just :+fav:ed one of the best of all time.

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thxxx for + favvv!! ;)

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:iconermind:
Thank you so much for the fav+:love::hug: I really appreciate it :clap:

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:icontubbet:
Your Welcome, I love the art<3
:iconkireikage:
Thanks for the :+fav: ^^

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:icongilligan-stamps:
Thanks for the favourite C:
:icontubbet:
Your Welcome, love the art ;D
:iconcyanide227:
thx for the :+fav:

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:icontubbet:
Anytime, love your art.

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